Our Dorm Douche Kit is your first line of defense against becoming a Douchy roommate. Heading off to college is a fun and exciting time, but there are certain dorm essentials that are a must! Without the Dorm Douche Kit college essentials, you'll likely hear your roommate say, "Come on man, don't be a Douche.” It is our goal at DormCo.com to arm every graduating high school senior heading off to college with our Dorm Douche Kit. Our kit is the only college supply that guarantees to fight off Douchitis symptoms. For those moms, dads, aunts and uncles that are unaware of Douchitis aka Douchiness, it is time you learn about this extremely
seriouscondition. Words like Douche, Douchitis, or Douchiness have nothing to do with a female cleansing product anymore (sorry, maybe in 1910). Instead, being a ‘Douche’ refers to someone who is just a 'Jerk.’ A Douche is someone who is thoughtless of others, and generally someone that
no one wants around. Sounds bad right? That’s why we have created the only product that can stop this serious epidemic that is sweeping the nation. Douchitis must be taken head-on before it starts! If you want to protect your graduate from becoming a Douche, or ward off potential Douchy Roommates, then make our Dorm Douche Kit the high school graduation gift that keeps on giving.
There are three types of our Dorm Douche Kits. You can choose a Dorm Douche Kit that provides Entry level, Moderate, or Mega protection against Douchitis. Check out what is included in each level and decide which type of protection is best for the graduate you know heading off to college. Click on the ‘
Technical Specs’ tab to discover all the preventative items provided in the Dorm Douche Kit, and put a stop to Douchitis Symptoms! Next to each item, you’ll be able to read the various ways it combats Douchiness. DormCo spared no effort in hand selecting each symptom fighting item in its one and only Dorm Douche Kit. Making college great, and Douche free, is what DormCo does best!
