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DormCo Exclusive: Dorm Douche Kit - Be The Best Roommate You Can Be
Living on campus is for many students their first stint at life away from home. Being so, there is a tendency to not have everything you had from home. Even worse is realizing you’re out of razors before your first date or smashing all your dirty laundry under your bed because you don’t have a dependable laundry bag. Stuff like this happens to many college students. Even if it doesn’t sound like you, don’t forget you’ll be living with your college dorm roommate for the next year.
DormCo knows what college students need and sometimes forget. To fix this problem, we’ve assembled the Dorm Douche Kit. By Douche we mean “jerk” in a friendly mannered way, or someone who borrows food or laundry detergent (because nobody returns it), or leaves dirty underwear all over the floor. The Dorm Douche Kit gives you all the college essentials to prepare yourself for the unknown. The Dorm Essentials Kit comes in 3 appropriate sizes depending on the level of “douchiness” in your dorm.
The Basic Kit is great for college students who just need a little help every now and again. But if your roommates need a little more “push” our Classic Kit better prepares you. The kit includes dorm scents to keep your room smelling good, extra pens because you can never have enough, 16 emergency plastic cups, and an outlet doubler. These are some of the college supplies within the moderate prevention kit. If your problem appears far graver, our Mega Douche Kit carries the full weight of weird college-situation prevention. This valuable kit includes a book light, bar of soap, stain remover, lens cleaner, a pillowcase, and extra ear buds, just to name a few essentials. The Dorm Douche Kit isn’t about labeling roommates, but making sure your college experience is extremely fun and rewarding for you. Let the Dorm Douche Kit handle those little speed bumps in your path at college.
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